EDITION ZERO LAUNCHES
6th November 2008 - Pigeon Ground, Camperdown, Sydney
The Sydney launch
couldn’t have better with such a beautiful venue, amazing
food provided by the Falconer Cafe in Darlinghurst and wine
provided by Cooks Lot. The performances by Eddie Sharp and
Eden Falk brought the whole thing together, and everyone
had a great night. Thanks to Rosie Fisher and Kell Doley.
Eddie Sharp and Eden Falk
George, Agatha and Tim - the lovely people of Pigeon Ground
(the best record and vintage store this side of 1968!)
Eddie reading
Folks standing around drinking (thanks Nick for the
playlist *Careless... yeass!*)
WHAT A BLOODY AWESOME NIGHT! THANKS SO MUCH TO
PIGEON GROUND!
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30th October 2008 -
Wardlow Art Residence, Fitzroy, Melbourne

The Melbourne launch was a delight, especially with The
Broadside Push as house band. The kranski barbeque also
went down particularly well, although not surprisingly
because kranskis are delicious. Our MC Briohny Doyle did a
fantastic job, as did Justin Haezlewood, Courtney Collins
and The Suitcase Royale. It was a bloody lovely night.
The Broadside Push’s first set
Alice Gage reading Eddie Sharp’s erotic fan fiction
Kitty Hazell running the kranski barbeque in the courtyard
Dannie doing a splendid job on the busy bar
MC Briohny being awesome
Courtney Collins reading her piece about Harry Houdini
The Suitcase Royale and Space Ghost


A stalker-esque series of out-of-focus photos of Justin
Haezlewood at the pub afterwards in lieu of ones of him
reading his peice - Oxford Mens College Entrance Exam
Questions 1957-1967 As Answered By Contemporary Musicians:
Question 5 - Do you believe that the string quartet is
music at its highest? To which Justin answered an emphatic
No.
THANK YOU KITTY, THANK YOU EVERYBODY, AND THANK YOU WARDLOW
FOR HAVING US
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6th October 2008 - TINA Festival, Newcastle,
NSW
Edition Zero was very successfully brought into the world
at TINA on the 3rd October by the steady hands of
obstetrician Cab Sav. Thanks so very much to Zoe, Mish,
Rosie and Eddie, to Justin Hazlewood and all the
performers. It was a totally capital party.
Jasper’s slideshow
Pig Island
This man won some undies and put them
on his head
Zoe Coombs Marr
Brown Council
Eddie Sharp
Dancin
WHAT A FANTASTICO NIGHT!
The mag at the zine fair on Sunday
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FUNDRAISER
2007
porn / pin up /
poster / propaganda 
centrefold
24th August 2007 , Wardlow Art Residence, Melbourne
rutcus
thank you
and
sorry
The night was a complete success:
1) the bar ran out of booze and glasses
2) the auctioneer was so boozed he forgot what he was
selling
3)
the adult youth of today
ended up in g-strings and gaffer tape
4) many lovely people bought works, which was no simple
task as you had to get through the boozed auctioneer and
his quite-naked helpers
oh dear

Look at some of the wonderful art art art
Mitelan Matisse, 'Crotched Kitten #1 (Angie)', sold to
Rebecca
Heidi Yardley, 'The Observer', with a rather unfortunate
reflection of me taking a photo
YES
YES YE
S
YES
A New Australian Thank Tank
Firstly to the
incredibly generous artists for donating their works - we
are honoured. To Brodie and the Wardlow artists. To Renan
and Claypots Restaurant for sponsoring our wine. To Alexi,
or centrefold model, Kat and Steve. To the Adult Youth of
Today, Jean-Paul, Danni and Tim on the bar, Kaila and
Raffi, Corey for his hands. Kate Freeth for the
screenprinter and Anthony Mackey for his iron. Jasmin and
Nick and Callum.
Thank you for coming and making party with us.
Alice & Josee
Wardlow on
Saturday after clean 